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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 775
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miaku : I'm Mai. I love to read, write and sing (I sound like a banshee though..). I'm awesome and awkward.. If I do say so myself.
I'm an Walking Dead and Community fan but don't test me on my knowledge.

Anyway, if you find me creepin' on your profile, think of it as an award. Either you being interesting enough to catch my attention or stupid enough. You know which one you are. Bye!

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Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by lrn2spel, teach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found on Facebook that my best friend of 10 years is getting married next week. I'm guessing my invite got lost in the mail. FML


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On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "hon", "darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My bestfriend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm - animals - by Nanana32 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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