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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I moderated this!
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Friday 27 November 2015