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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MiaPine : Very artsy and a little on the wierd side. I don't have very much to say at first but if I find you interesting conversation you can't shut me up.

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MiaPine's favorite FMLs

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63412) - you deserved it (5847)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30642) - you deserved it (50679)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35244) - you deserved it (2623)

On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31390) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (4567)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (4227)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43432) - you deserved it (2793)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15831) - you deserved it (49291)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66271) - you deserved it (18219)

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