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MiSSaNNa89
  • Town/Country : Farmtown, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 8646
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MiSSaNNa89 : I'm a short gamer nerd. Thats about it.
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1096020) - you deserved it (108846)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (4323)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18041) - you deserved it (3592)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
43 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

#3102
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15850) - you deserved it (3143)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

#3102
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15850) - you deserved it (3143)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

#2591
28 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21924) - you deserved it (3686)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26323) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38733) - you deserved it (8368)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -



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