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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Amy (woman) - United States
Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
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