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About Mexico_WC2018 : Hmm... What to say about me... As you can tell by my username I was disappointed with Mexico's elimination from the World Cup, but I support Mexico no matter what. Main pet peeve is cheating of any kind but mostly biased refs causing the unjust elimination of any team.
Enough about soccer... I'm from Mexican roots, 5'10ish, 143 pounds, 15 years old, etc. my favorite band at the moment is Dragonforce mainly because I like their guitar style. I'm learning how to play guitar and hope to one day be as good as my idols. My favorite type of music is rock. First favorite band was Guns N' Roses. I'm always looking to expand my music collection so if you can recommend any bands, that would be great.
Apparently I ramble on so much I maxed out the description. Time to wrap it up. I'm always interested in learning new things and meeting new people. If you want to strike up a conversation about anything like sports, games, music, anything really just click the message button
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
Thursday 11 September 2014