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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mexico_WC2018 : Hmm... What to say about me... As you can tell by my username I was disappointed with Mexico's elimination from the World Cup, but I support Mexico no matter what. Main pet peeve is cheating of any kind but mostly biased refs causing the unjust elimination of any team.

Enough about soccer... I'm from Mexican roots, 5'10ish, 143 pounds, 15 years old, etc. my favorite band at the moment is Dragonforce mainly because I like their guitar style. I'm learning how to play guitar and hope to one day be as good as my idols. My favorite type of music is rock. First favorite band was Guns N' Roses. I'm always looking to expand my music collection so if you can recommend any bands, that would be great.

Apparently I ramble on so much I maxed out the description. Time to wrap it up. I'm always interested in learning new things and meeting new people. If you want to strike up a conversation about anything like sports, games, music, anything really just click the message button

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Mexico_WC2018's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML


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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML


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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML


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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 9:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

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