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About Mexico_WC2018 : Hmm... What to say about me... As you can tell by my username I was disappointed with Mexico's elimination from the World Cup, but I support Mexico no matter what. Main pet peeve is cheating of any kind but mostly biased refs causing the unjust elimination of any team.
Enough about soccer... I'm from Mexican roots, 5'10ish, 143 pounds, 15 years old, etc. my favorite band at the moment is Dragonforce mainly because I like their guitar style. I'm learning how to play guitar and hope to one day be as good as my idols. My favorite type of music is rock. First favorite band was Guns N' Roses. I'm always looking to expand my music collection so if you can recommend any bands, that would be great.
Apparently I ramble on so much I maxed out the description. Time to wrap it up. I'm always interested in learning new things and meeting new people. If you want to strike up a conversation about anything like sports, games, music, anything really just click the message button
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You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
Friday 5 February 2016