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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 712
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About MetalxSoldier : I like to rollerblade, drink whiskey, listen to Metal, and hang with friends. I'm pretty chill and I like to work out at the park. I'm a hard working guy. I'm Mexican... And yeah, ask if you want to know more. I like talking to people. Thanks for checking me out!

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