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MetalxSoldier

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MetalxSoldier

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1143
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MetalxSoldier : You have to learn to love yourself before you learn to love someone else. You're just as important as anyone else.

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Visits<b>besosforme</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 5:54pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:18am<b>PaigeLeeAnn11</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 7:17pm<b>XandraHart</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Quiggles789</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:51pm<b>CureForCrazy</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:45pm<b>ImaginaryPerson</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:13pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:14am<b>fbcclaire</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:11pm<b>augenblake</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:29am<b>nursecait</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:00pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:34pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:15am<b>PrinPrinLife</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:32am<b>columbusthecat</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:27pm<b>Timmster007</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:56am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:51pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:17am<b>columbusthecat</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 7:28pm<b>mwali02</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 9:54pm<b>heatherma</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:48pm<b>AriannaR</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 5:23am<b>xEliteVenom</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:29am

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MetalxSoldier's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

#21410631
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32995) - you deserved it (2067)

On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother yelled at me, telling me I'm irresponsible and lecturing me on how I need to "plan ahead like an adult." All because I asked to borrow a tampon. FML

#21408920
133 comments

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20663) - you deserved it (38075)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

#21401155
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35260) - you deserved it (4072)

On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (3410)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

#21399833
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (2495)

On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (8912)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

#21399622
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (2297)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40510) - you deserved it (3102)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36129) - you deserved it (2213)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

#21399342
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (4552)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you deserved it (24055)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (3905)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (3755)

On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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