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by fml / 03/07/2010 at 10:46am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by SickSmick / 02/09/2010 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML
by HassledAirfarer / 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
by Ballhugger / 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy