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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1510
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11657) - you deserved it (20403)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45181) - you deserved it (3045)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38244) - you deserved it (2049)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (9524)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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