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Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29794) - you deserved it (1664)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29804) - you deserved it (1770)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29804) - you deserved it (1770)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)



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