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Metal_Chick
  • Town/Country : From WHERE The Bell Tolls, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Metal_Chick : Love video games, love metal (the music kind for you ignorant smart-asses), hate phonies, hate annoying people, pretty much hate anything or everything. I'm not here to make friends, I'm just here to read fucked up lives for my amusement and yes I know I'm a bitch no need to hide my identity to impress strangers; however, if you have any logical questions just ask otherwise get out of my page. May Satan be with you!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27562) - you deserved it (12668)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (32007) - you deserved it (11188)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (3334)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (27409) - you deserved it (4398)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549 (592)

I agree, your life sucks (15616) - you deserved it (37761)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (2002)

On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

#13995659 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (21871) - you deserved it (2550)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:08am - intimacy - by >{%£•¥ - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (20970) - you deserved it (34268)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML

#907483 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (62549) - you deserved it (2320)

On 04/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by JeezyCherieze (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

#17490 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (10889) - you deserved it (18355)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by xyz (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (5848) - you deserved it (20223)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)



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