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About MetalManiacHappy : Bullet For My Valentine | Gaming | Photography | happy relationship | always happy to talk | German | Message Me :)

head? meet table. table? meet head. -studying, my gerbil sums that up in 1 pic

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (86032)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

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