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About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'
I'm currently in training as an ICT Technician for Windows 7, Microsoft Office, Hardware Components and Peripherals.
Single, and sick of it!
I'm nothing really special, just your average, plain-looking guy... and i'm a huge gamer geek, so if you like games I instantly love you.
Oh, and if it seems like I go on your profile a lot, it's probably because I don't remember ANYONES name, so I need to constantly remind myself xD
Message me if you want to know more :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014