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MetalFish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2656
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'

I'm currently in training as an ICT Technician for Windows 7, Microsoft Office, Hardware Components and Peripherals.

Single, and sick of it!

I'm nothing really special, just your average, plain-looking guy... and i'm a huge gamer geek, so if you like games I instantly love you.

Oh, and if it seems like I go on your profile a lot, it's probably because I don't remember ANYONES name, so I need to constantly remind myself xD

Message me if you want to know more :)

MetalFish's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:02pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:41pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:43am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 11:10am<b>Blackout517</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 12:48pm<b>kandysnow</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:05pm<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:07pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:28pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 5:14pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 3:27pm<b>IronicLights</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:53pm<b>gwyneth_jade</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:56pm<b>tamannab97</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Nealah</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:23am<b>StrangeNigga</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:21am<b>Alm1ghty_Push</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 6:21pm<b>CinematicKid</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:38pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:02am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 9:42pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:10pm<b>kandysnow</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 5:05am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:28pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:14pm<b>coyotefox</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 8:45am

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MetalFish's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40671) - you deserved it (6688)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60653) - you deserved it (4044)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (5377)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41383) - you deserved it (2773)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (52213)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstairs in a t-shirt and panties, only to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

#10911486
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38295) - you deserved it (5986)

On 06/01/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Amb (woman) - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9360) - you deserved it (37403)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47047) - you deserved it (13445)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43426) - you deserved it (4592)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315284) - you deserved it (31366)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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