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MetalFish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2407
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'

I'm currently in training as an ICT Technician for Windows 7, Microsoft Office, Hardware Components and Peripherals.

Single, and sick of it!

I'm nothing really special, just your average, plain-looking guy... and i'm a huge gamer geek, so if you like games I instantly love you.

Oh, and if it seems like I go on your profile a lot, it's probably because I don't remember ANYONES name, so I need to constantly remind myself xD

Message me if you want to know more :)

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Liked!<b>coyotefox</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 8:45am

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MetalFish's favorite FMLs

Today..!! Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me!! He Also Decided The Best Way To End Our Relationship Was To Kill Me An Our Virtual Child On The Sims 3 By Setting Us On Fire!! FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (6290)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, My Mom Felt The Need To Walk Around School And Tell Everyone To Be Nice To Me Cuz I Just Started My Period. Mega FML

#12616520
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56213) - you deserved it (3692)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MAH FRIENDS WERE ALL SHARING SWEET THINGS THERE BOYFRIENDS HAD SHARED WITH THEM. AFTER HEARING "HE SAYS I LOOK PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP" OR "HE PROMISES WE'LL GET MARRIED ONE DAY", I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY COMPLIMENT HE'S GIVEN ME IS THAT MAH LAUGHTER "SOUNDS LIKE A SQURREL HAVING A SEIZURE." FML

#12552157
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28377) - you deserved it (5002)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out tat my overprotective parents red a private investigator a mont ago,o since ten as been watcing my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case e "tries to rape or kill" me. We're bot 25 yeres old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (2570)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (49249)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today... I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstars in a t-shrt and panties... only looool to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Today I realizd mah boyfriend makes the same noises in bd as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

#10911486
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35610) - you deserved it (5686)

On 06/01/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Amb (woman) - United States

Today friend and I went to the park. I bet friend I could fit into the swing that was sized fir toddlers. I managed to fit in but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (35264)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

#8
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (293435) - you deserved it (28378)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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