About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'
I'm currently in training as an ICT Technician for Windows 7, Microsoft Office, Hardware Components and Peripherals.
Single, and sick of it!
I'm nothing really special, just your average, plain-looking guy... and i'm a huge gamer geek, so if you like games I instantly love you.
Oh, and if it seems like I go on your profile a lot, it's probably because I don't remember ANYONES name, so I need to constantly remind myself xD
Message me if you want to know more :)
About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'
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MetalFish's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
by ow / 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
by coyote / 09/02/2010 at 3:25am / Japan / Health
Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML
by ILoveFML / 08/29/2010 at 10:14am / United States (New York) / Love
by yggiz / 08/29/2010 at 1:02am / United States (Florida) / Health
by weddinggirl / 08/27/2010 at 5:57am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
by tj / 08/26/2010 at 12:11am / United States / Love
by TextsAlot / 08/26/2010 at 12:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
by DyingOfShame / 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
by perfectlybrokenx / 08/24/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2010 at 2:40pm / United States (Florida) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…