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MetalFish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2153
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MetalFish : S'up, i'm 'MetalFish'

I'm currently in training as an ICT Technician for Windows 7, Microsoft Office, Hardware Components and Peripherals.

Single, and sick of it!

I'm nothing really special, just your average, plain-looking guy... and i'm a huge gamer geek, so if you like games I instantly love you.

Oh, and if it seems like I go on your profile a lot, it's probably because I don't remember ANYONES name, so I need to constantly remind myself xD

Message me if you want to know more :)

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MetalFish's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

#12906050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27015) - you deserved it (8018)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

#12866112
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35258) - you deserved it (2376)

On 09/02/2010 at 3:25am - health - by coyote - Japan

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (63757)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36348) - you deserved it (6532)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39397) - you deserved it (14827)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

#12817288
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (12394)

On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML

#12803211
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (6983)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18057) - you deserved it (27366)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years finally asked me to marry him. He said: We could save taxes if we married.. what do you think? That was the most romantic thing he said to me in the last 2 years. FML

#12768911
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28875) - you deserved it (9182)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:57am - love - by weddinggirl (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (14145)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

#12748715
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (8234)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML

#12748634
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (3366)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

#12725803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (7583)

On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13958) - you deserved it (46290)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

#12646207
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30124) - you deserved it (2715)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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