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Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46968) - you deserved it (4027)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)



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