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by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm / Spain (Catalonia) / Intimacy
Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML
by teentee401 / 07/07/2014 at 1:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML
by wrecked / 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm / United States / Love
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
by help me / 06/01/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2014 at 3:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by save me / 05/30/2014 at 6:33pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
by doodler / 02/27/2014 at 6:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
by OfficeDroneWoman / 07/23/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML
by flustered / 07/28/2009 at 6:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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