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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by WestboroBC / 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by MoncaBang / 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made… Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants… Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a…