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today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, RIGHT AFTER SEX, MY GIRLFRIEND APOLOGIZED TO THE NEIGHBOR FOR THE SCREAMING. HE THANKED HER FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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