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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Meta_Knight's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

by WestboroBC / 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

by MoncaBang / 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy