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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1698
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MessyPaint : I am 23 years old, an Economics major and philosophy/mathematics minor in my 3rd year of college. I'm a huge fan of metal and rock, and probably spend way too much time playing video games.

Go ahead and say hi to me, I don't bite :p

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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (133178) - you deserved it (7373)

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