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MessyPaint
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1524
  • Number of comments : 5
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About MessyPaint : I am 23 years old, an Economics major and philosophy/mathematics minor in my 3rd year of college. I'm a huge fan of metal and rock, and probably spend way too much time playing video games.

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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112982) - you deserved it (4872)

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