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MessOfADreamer
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MessOfADreamer : I'm a 19-year-old freshman in college, working on BAs in Theatre Arts and Psychology.

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (97763)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (120456) - you deserved it (28816)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)