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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 172
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Meru3217 : My hubby and my horse make life a crazy kind of perfect :)

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Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML


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On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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