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Meru3217
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Meru3217 : My hubby and my horse make life a crazy kind of perfect :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43384) - you deserved it (4508)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58037) - you deserved it (8181)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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