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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Merrqe : I like games.

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Merrqe's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19132) - you deserved it (34050)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

#20854169
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37766) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/25/2013 at 8:10pm - misc - by etgohome (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37944) - you deserved it (2266)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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