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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Merp17 : DocBastard Is my role model. If he was a Sith Lord, I wouldn't mind being his apprentice. Well what else can I say about myself.... I am a typical guy. I love running. I can run 1/4 of a mile in 58.4s. I love cars. The car I would love to own someday is a Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Yup that's about it.

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