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by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
by forgotten / 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm / Botswana (North-East) / Intimacy
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