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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 74
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mermaphrodite : There's no sense in nonsense when the heat is hot.

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98349) - you deserved it (5968)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35323) - you deserved it (5360)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)



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