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About MermaidSongXOXO : The name's Tara. Learn it, love it.
I'm the love child of snarkiness and boredom.

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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