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Meri
  • Town/Country : Germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 13705
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227159) - you deserved it (29242)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16396) - you deserved it (80978)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82960) - you deserved it (17159)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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