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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm - health - by run4fun (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
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On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
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On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
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On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)



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