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MercyFrag

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2916
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MercyFrag : I keep accidentally clicking people's profiles... It's annoying.

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MercyFrag's favorite FMLs

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19193) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19312) - you deserved it (2684)

On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (1959)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21909) - you deserved it (1623)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28144) - you deserved it (8531)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, while reading my girlfriends kid's a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

#21437640
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23903) - you deserved it (2081)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (2841)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

#21436113
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21058) - you deserved it (4774)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3134)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22011) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (1796)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25951) - you deserved it (22703)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36201) - you deserved it (2561)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (3211)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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