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  • Number of visits : 86
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:37pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 6:13pm<b>SpeedToast</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 8:06am<b>bingo__O</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 12:40am<b>kitcat517</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 2:21pm<b>imbatmanfir</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 1:16am<b>dianababe</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 1:01am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 11:07pm

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Meowit's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39704) - you deserved it (3575)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

#21253357
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38819) - you deserved it (2761)

On 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm - animals - by Meowit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72507) - you deserved it (3253)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by JTo (woman) - United States (New York)



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