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Mental1942
  • Town/Country : ELIZABETH CITY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19553) - you deserved it (1361)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML

#19874975
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14034) - you deserved it (29665)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20154) - you deserved it (7072)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17304) - you deserved it (16212)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (460968) - you deserved it (572679)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (526719) - you deserved it (37879)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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