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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mental1942's favorite FMLs
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
by Uncircumcised Penis / 07/24/2012 at 5:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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