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Mental1942
  • Town/Country : ELIZABETH CITY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (1906)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (7158)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20720) - you deserved it (17832)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)



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