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MenacingMe

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MenacingMe

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  • Town/Country : Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20338) - you deserved it (8670)

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