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MemphisBelle
  • Town/Country : memphis, usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (2945)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (3052)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
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I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (3052)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)



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