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  • Town/Country : Maryland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 September 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (8163)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9807) - you deserved it (67614)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)



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