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Melspence

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MelspenceMelspence
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Melspence : My name is Melissa :) I'm an actress/model in NYC. I'm very spontaneous and fun! I love FML, just cuz all the encouragement and love people give on here to others. It's so amazing :)

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Melspence's favorite FMLs

Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML

#21176055
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45967) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

#21036028
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48984) - you deserved it (3857)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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