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  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Melspence : My name is Melissa :) I'm an actress/model in NYC. I'm very spontaneous and fun! I love FML, just cuz all the encouragement and love people give on here to others. It's so amazing :)

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


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Melspence's favorite FMLs

Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48189) - you deserved it (4511)

On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51839) - you deserved it (4065)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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