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Melodyrain

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MelodyrainMelodyrain
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Melodyrain : If ya want to talk :
kik: Melodyrainx3
skype: kaitlyn-2

I love talking to people. no perverts tho:c
I love anime and drawing. I like to play videogames and bake. x3 I watch horrormovies every night before I go to bed. :3 Im a horror addict

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Melodyrain's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML

#21344188
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (3182)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

#21137666
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58660) - you deserved it (5687)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer cussed me out for hiding behind the counter a jacket she's been "eyeing since it came out". She loudly exclaimed that she was going to report me to my manager and get me "fired." It was my personal jacket that we don't even sell. FML

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35547) - you deserved it (6793)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42316) - you deserved it (8123)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42316) - you deserved it (8123)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

#14691399
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (4241)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

#1551610
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93047) - you deserved it (9096)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20807) - you deserved it (4353)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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