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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (12183)

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