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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 January 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML


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