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Melodija

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 June 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5170
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Visits<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:02am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 9:01pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 3:14pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:16am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:40am<b>davidxflow</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 9:13pm<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Camwentz</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:04am<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 5:25pm<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:39am<b>dustydick</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:59pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:24pm<b>whyalliewhy</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 1:09am<b>Adam_Power58</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:03pm<b>kendalbear</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 3:45pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:58am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 2:45pm

Fucked!<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 3:13am<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:05pm<b>whyalliewhy</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 7:09am

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Melodija's favorite FMLs

Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't know much about the USA, and two, they now believe it's proper manners to shout, "FREEEEDOM" before ending a call with me. FML

by Chin... uh.... / 05/10/2016 at 6:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML

by Finding Kemo / 04/16/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML

by it's called an accelerator, grandma, get your ass in gear / 03/06/2016 at 2:59pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy

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Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

by sciencenat / 01/14/2016 at 1:36am / Work