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Melodija

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 June 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5457
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Visits<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 11:39pm<b>TransitionCovert</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 7:48am<b>newzealand</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:44am<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 11:40pm<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 11:12pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:54pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:03pm<b>hpandher</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 2:55pm<b>jraw</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 1:15pm<b>Moopster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 10:02am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:47am<b>NYGiants1925</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:12am<b>jtorgey84</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:08am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 7:35am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:51am<b>hyposimple90</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:52am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 7:18pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 9:09am

Fucked!<b>newzealand</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:47pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:54am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:04am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 1:35pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:18am<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 3:13am<b>interesting33</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:05pm<b>whyalliewhy</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 7:09am

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Melodija's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML

by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

by EyesofStone / 05/31/2016 at 9:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't know much about the USA, and two, they now believe it's proper manners to shout, "FREEEEDOM" before ending a call with me. FML

by Chin... uh.... / 05/10/2016 at 6:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML

by Finding Kemo / 04/16/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML

by it's called an accelerator, grandma, get your ass in gear / 03/06/2016 at 2:59pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous