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MeloTooNice7

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MeloTooNice7 : Play for the New York Knickerbockers. Number 7.

Leader for scoring champion!!

You can't guard me!

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Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

#20589609
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41659) - you deserved it (10722)

On 04/14/2013 at 5:58am - kids - by jasminejzhu (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML

#20589493
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48030) - you deserved it (3816)

On 04/14/2013 at 3:28am - love - by MissedTheBoat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

#20589296
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (9061)

On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14794) - you deserved it (94779)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46426) - you deserved it (3966)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)



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