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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4303
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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

#9180721
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10161) - you deserved it (43603)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

#9031003
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19063) - you deserved it (3877)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26861) - you deserved it (2222)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26861) - you deserved it (2222)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

#8929272
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (4415)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by yayaimannoying (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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