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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3787
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (339762) - you deserved it (31832)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21435) - you deserved it (1889)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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