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Melaniee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3309
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373365) - you deserved it (20419)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (283161) - you deserved it (21969)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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