Melaniee

Search for a member

Melaniee

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4552
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Melaniee's page activity

Visits<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 10:16am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 2:03pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:37am<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 10:54am<b>IridianShadow</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 3:53pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:23pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 3:48pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 2:58pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:59pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:36am<b>godlife704</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 5:38am<b>justinccp</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:22pm<b>DrummerWS</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:34pm<b>metalhead989</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 4:03pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 10:23pm<b>waffleeater_153</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 3:27pm<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 5:42am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:26pm

Fucked!<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 3:16pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 8:03pm

Melaniee's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Melaniee's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

by Luke / 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Love

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy

Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML

by bloodymatzaball / 08/01/2010 at 8:34pm / United States / Work

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

by tonirene / 07/29/2010 at 3:21am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

by Username / 07/28/2010 at 7:20am / Intimacy

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

by Bellagirl / 07/19/2010 at 3:10am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

by Username / 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm / Health

Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

by RachelVanLannen9 / 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

by woopdeedo_1 / 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

by limecat / 10/06/2009 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

by DrGas / 09/04/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Arizona) / Work