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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3975
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (7941)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today I found out that if you fall asleep in church people will think your having a spiritual moment and you'll wake up to ten people praying 4 you . FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (12652)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woka up to fina a tick stuck to my ayalashas. Tha only way I know of to gat it off is with fra. FML

#12431903
225 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY , WE HAD OUR FIRST RAINSTORM IN WEEKS. THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE IT STARTD , MY WINDOW BROKE IN THE "DOWN" POSITION FROM OVERUSE , SINCE LAST WEEK THE AIR CONDITIONING IN MY CAR GAVE OUT. NOW I HAVE A HOT , WET CAR. FML

#12431823
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21502) - you deserved it (2770)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , there was a fire drill at mah school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump , and if that wasn't bad enough , I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , there was a fire drill at mah school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump , and if that wasn't bad enough , I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38356) - you deserved it (4052)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday , I was supposed to take a test , but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold mah own tickets to that very concert in order to study fir the test. FML

#12411757
95 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah brother's looool girlfriend an mah girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels an a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs an a vibrator.

#12408550
150 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass , so I smild at him. My mother noticd he was checking my ass out , and she approachd him and said "I know she has a big ass , but it's rude to stare , son." FML

#12405087
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39579) - you deserved it (4959)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (17826)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to friend who were in the car with me . Until the red an blue flashing light pulled up behind us . My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines . FML

#12376423
139 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! mah boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon!! FML

#12368277
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (6579)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF SOMETHING HITTING MAH BEDROOM WALL OUTSIDE. I COULD SEE MAH BOYFRIEND'S CAR FROM THE WINDOW, SO I ASSUMED HE WAS THROWING PEBBLES TO GET MAH ATTENTION. I OPENED THE WINDOW AND AN EGG FLEW IN. FML

#12334869
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (4047)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF SOMETHING HITTING MAH BEDROOM WALL OUTSIDE. I COULD SEE MAH BOYFRIEND'S CAR FROM THE WINDOW, SO I ASSUMED HE WAS THROWING PEBBLES TO GET MAH ATTENTION. I OPENED THE WINDOW AND AN EGG FLEW IN. FML

#12334869
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29254) - you deserved it (4047)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I realized that in French , mah name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if mah dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41011) - you deserved it (3466)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)



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