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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4010
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

#13049804
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8405) - you deserved it (45563)

On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (35240)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17344) - you deserved it (35912)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17344) - you deserved it (35912)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32289) - you deserved it (7755)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34008) - you deserved it (12159)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (48282)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

#12706107
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (9542)

On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44633) - you deserved it (13203)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33701) - you deserved it (9972)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (2628)

On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (18621)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4806) - you deserved it (50256)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

#12473698
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14769) - you deserved it (44122)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by kggggg - United States (Nevada)



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