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About MeinKampfyChair : I'm a sexy guitar player. Lols, I kid, but I like to think I'm a good musician. Long live the second and first amendment!
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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015