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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (16 years)
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About MeinKampfyChair : I'm a sexy guitar player. Lols, I kid, but I like to think I'm a good musician. Long live the second and first amendment!

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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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