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MeganH0LLYW00D
  • Town/Country : Reno, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 12955
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50223) - you deserved it (2237)

On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33304) - you deserved it (7525)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)



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