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Megan98
  • Town/Country : ., USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (2914)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (1840)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
236 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML

#19666760
113 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

#19665526
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On 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by CollegeKID - United States



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