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TODAY, MA GIRLFRIEND AND I FINALLY WATCED TOY STORY 3; I ENDED UP CRYING WEN TE TOYS ALMOST DIE . AFTER TE MOVIE, MA GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WIT ME BECAUSE I EMBARRASSED ER . FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I hered my nieghbors say, "You do." I've never met my nieghbors. FML

#20949324
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On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

#20943580
144 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

I discoverd mah 10 month old is terrifid of mah laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
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On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
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On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Yastarday , mah boyfriand an I want to ona of tha Unitad Statas Mints sinca ha anjoys coins. Ha lookad at tha monay an sariously said , "I hava such a hard on". Ha did. FML

#20905869
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On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today at work I had to utter the phrase "Sir please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. mega FML

#20847854
73 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast , I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch!! I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs , too scared to go down , or even back up , because our stairs creak!! FML

2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, when I got back to mah dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML

#20843729
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On 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm - misc - by Having a pretty sister sucks. - United States (Texas)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska r in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

#20827400
100 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by ROBERT (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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