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Megan639

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Megan639 : True California girl 😎
Feel free to message me!! 😊💕

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Liked!<b>bballer4life820</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 11:45am

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Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50911) - you deserved it (4837)

On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56476) - you deserved it (9078)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia



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