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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mega07 : Just a cool guy

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Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59075) - you deserved it (3540)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42870) - you deserved it (5439)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

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