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Meeshiaa
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43295) - you deserved it (6670)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (4517)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (32166) - you deserved it (3713)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (40987) - you deserved it (5621)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (35831) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it's because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (4028)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (27421)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (11289) - you deserved it (30552)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (54683) - you deserved it (2582)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (12299) - you deserved it (19205)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (4519)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666 (457)

I agree, your life sucks (82428) - you deserved it (9169)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (27930) - you deserved it (8264)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (12050) - you deserved it (33306)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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