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Meeka

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1505
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Meeka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63915) - you deserved it (16373)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

#4977727
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44592) - you deserved it (3115)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

#4744238
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68890) - you deserved it (13508)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (79233)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML



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