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Meeka
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 April 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45736) - you deserved it (10320)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

#4977727 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (32894) - you deserved it (1915)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

#4744238 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (19095) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377 (746)

I agree, your life sucks (81732) - you deserved it (24042)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108 (457)

I agree, your life sucks (52340) - you deserved it (8688)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

#2459150 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (16346) - you deserved it (54639)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15210) - you deserved it (82644)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81557) - you deserved it (11207)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

#1054666 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (55811) - you deserved it (6069)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362767) - you deserved it (401074)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

#141868 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (18144) - you deserved it (30556)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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