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Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (Torbay) / Miscellaneous
by jsquared / 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by ugh / 03/12/2010 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
by drugbaby / 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by umm / 12/08/2009 at 3:35pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML
by Cyberella / 07/17/2009 at 1:36am / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
by EmployeeOfTheMonth / 06/27/2009 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
by KitKat270 / 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by bopbop / 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by dasbooot / 04/30/2009 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML
by da man / 02/11/2009 at 6:38am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
- Today I went to visit a friend in the hospital. She wasn't there yet because she was taken to get… Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling… Today, my dad accused me of using various types of drugs, and that I will never achieve anything in…